Loz (lozenger8) wrote,

My Fanfiction Index

This is my collection of fanfiction that isn't based on Life on Mars (UK), if you're looking for that fic, look here.

Included here are Psych, Hot Fuzz, NCIS, Being Human, Clocking Off, Wire in the Blood, Chuck


Better to Die of Exhaustion than Boredom
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 720
Summary: Shawn/Gus. Written for and hosted at the I Love You! Fest. Gus is working on the budget and as a consequence Shawn is bored.

Far Too Young and Clever
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2500
Summary: Shawn/Gus, pretty much of the fluffy PWP variety. He and Shawn were naked in bed together and they'd done stuff. Intimate, heart-rate increasing, hands in places stuff. Stuff Gus had only ever briefly entertained doing with Shawn before, and even then, had dismissed out of hand because it would make everything too complex.

Whatever This World Can Give To Me
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1950
Summary: Shawn/Gus. Shawn flails around in the dark, thinking about Gus.

With Added Hoisin Sauce
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3000
Summary: Shawn/Gus. Gus gave him a look. His 'I know what you're doing and it won't work' look, but Shawn ignored it and frowned at the window. "Did I just see a giant duck?"

A Pinch and a Pineapple Punch
Rating: PG
Word Count: 700
Summary: Roughhousing. Or, how Shawn stole Gus' smoothie.

To Err is Human
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2600
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter/Gus threesome PWP. When he glances back down, Spencer and Guster are giving each other knowing looks. It’s unnerving.

Exposed with a Capital E!
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1325
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter that is cracky.

Nothing You Can Know That Isn't Known
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1048
Summary: Shawn/Gus from Henry's perspective

Hearts Are Won, Empires Fall
Rating: PG
Word Count: 958
Summary: Shawn and his emotional fuckwittery, couched within bouncy, fluffy fun!

Five Times Shawn Needed to Slow Down
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1590
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter. Carlton heard about the crash the morning after it happened, from a wide-eyed Juliet and sombre Chief Vick.

Shawn's Infinite Playlist
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2200
Summary: A mixture of Gen, Lassiter/Victoria, Shawn/Gus, Shawn/Lassiter.

No Hope, No Harm
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1445
Summary: A continuation of number 10 from the music ficlet meme. Shawn/Lassiter.
Shawn invites Lassiter to the office to play Wii Sports, but Lassiter has something else on his mind.

Just Another False Alarm
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1680
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter, a follow on from Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me (10 in the music meme) and No Hope, No Harm. Lassiter's actually grinning now, and Shawn's not sure he likes being on the receiving end of the mockery that spans between them every day. He's about to take another step back when Lassiter stands and closes into his personal space; all cocky grin and grabby hands.

Shawn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3000
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter. Fourth wall breaking. Lassiter brushed a calm and reassuring hand down between Shawn's shoulder blades. "It'll be okay, Spencer. We have our best and brightest working on the case. You're freaking out over nothing."

Take That Moon and Wrap It In Cellophane
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2436
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter. In the past month, Lassiter's had seven failed first dates and Shawn feels bad because he feels great.

Love Was Too Plebeian
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3113
Summary: How I Met Your Mother crossover. Mostly gen, with Barney Stinson/Shawn Spencer undertones, because WHAT UP! Barney and Zane walked through the door; a vision in Armani. Grey suits, green ties, synchronised grins and finger guns at nearby girls.

The Hours Grow Shorter as the Days Go By
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1480
Summary: Shawn/Gus. This was it --- his one chance at victory. First prize; potential happy fun sexytimes with Burton Guster in the near future. Consolation; they'd always be friends.

Your Code Name is Babalu
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4240
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter. CYOA. Lassiter is staring at you with a smirk. If you decide to wrap your arms around him, turn to page 24. If you decide to take a step back and hold your hand up for a high five, turn to page 70.

In a Compromising Position
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 671
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter. Written for porn battle! Shawn is an authority on weird and wonderful things, the kinds of things no one else ever pays attention to, because they're too busy leading frenetic and purposeful lives.

Nothing’s the Only Thing I Know Anything About
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 700
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter. Written for porn battle! Lassiter’s really, really good at getting Shawn to shut up.

I Know You Are (But What Am I?)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2680
Summary: Shawn/Lassiter. Lassie isn’t evil, Shawn thinks, as he runs down the road. He’s just misguided. Like a train.

Hot Fuzz

Cheer Up (You Miserable Fuck)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1730
Summary: Slowly working towards Nicholas/Danny slash. Friendship is a whole new uncharted territory that Nicholas has to navigate through carefully, and he takes it slowly, because he doesn't want to ruin it.

Four Times Nicholas Angel Wanted to Kiss Danny Butterman (And One Time He Did)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Nicholas/Danny, self-explanatory title.

Soft in the Middle
Rating: G
Word Count: 286
Summary: Nicholas/Danny.

Three Things
Rating: G
Word Count: 640
Summary: Nicholas/Danny

Here, There and Everywhere
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3750
Summary: It’s about as gen as the film. Maybe slightly less. Title from the Beatles song. Inspector Butterman’s escaped, Inspector Angel.


you must learn to break every rule, learn to watch every glance
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2460
Summary: Ziva/McGee. Things don't always go according to plan, but Tim's starting to realize that that's okay.

His Need is Such, He Pretends Too Much 1, 2 and 3
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 23700
Summary: Tim/Tony, allusions to Tim/Abby, Tony/Ziva. Tim is forced to fake his own death and go into hiding. Meanwhile, he and Tony have been engaged in a relationship... of sorts.

Being Human

the abyss gazes also into you
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2567
Summary: George/Mitchell prelash. The badger's fur was matted with blood, but it wasn't yet dead.

Five Times George Nearly Kissed Mitchell
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1100
Summary: George/Mitchell. Self-explanatory title.

He Hears a Different Drummer
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2500
Summary: George/Mitchell. He only noticed he knew nothing about Mitchell when Annie started asking him for details.

watch your life slide out of view
Rating: PG
Word Count: 800
Summary: Gen with George/Mitchell subtext. Mitchell is staring at him, dark eyes looking faintly… disappointed, like a teacher who’s repeated an action seven times and is praying for his students to grasp its meaning. And that’s when George remembers; he can tease and prod and mock almost everything, from Mitchell’s hairstyle, to random assortment of necklaces, to sexuality, but talking so lightly of Vampirism is bound to garner him a sigh of frustration that only Mitchell has turned into an art form.

Wire in the Blood

Best Served Cold
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5831
Summary: Graphic violence and allusions to non-consent. Tony/Carol. And maybe that was the problem. They had been getting on so well, Carol was beginning to remember what it was like having someone she could confide in. She was becoming comfortable with shared meals, and quiet drinks, and expectations of company.

Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1300
Summary: Tony/Carol. Within a day, another body's found. A wealth of information is wrapped up in the life-story of the young man. They get assaulted by the kind of detail that is rarely afforded in cases such as these, where victims are usually chosen for their anonymity.

Clocking Off

Five Ways Mack Got His Own Back On Catherine
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1880
Summary: Mack/Stuart.

learning how to begin again
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2666
Summary: Stuart/Mack PWP. It wasn't that he didn't trust Stuart, it was just that Stuart wasn't all that trustworthy.


You Don't Have to Be Cool to Rule My World
Rating: PG
Word Count: 700
Summary: Chuck/Casey, episode tag to 'Chuck Versus the Ex'. That's the consolation. Death by disease means no longer having to listen to the Buy More idiots.

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