“My bed’s evil, Gene.”
“I know, I’ve seen it,” Gene said. “Doesn’t entitle you to mine."
“No. Not like that. Not metaphorically. Literally. My bed is literally evil. It tried to eat me, Gene.
(But also that it's buddy cop gen, the voices are spot on, it's adorable and hilarious, and it contains the phrase 'you're shit out of luck'.)
Everything by margo_kim is excellent, actually. You should read and comment.