My dad is so awesome.
I'm sitting watching NCIS.
Dad: Don't tell me, you're writing fanfiction for this now.
Me: Not yet.
Dad: Let me see, it's DiNozzo and Tim.
Me: EEEEEE! You know me so well. Most people go DiNozzo/Gibbs.
Dad: No, can't see that. He's always looking askance at the other two.