I actually really love it when Dappy's on Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He seems to have a healthy sense of humour about himself and he cracks my shit up. I am now wondering if he was utterly genuine in thinking Martha Wainwright was Cerys Matthews, but I think he may have been. Poor boy. It's one thing to be intentionally dumb on a show, quite another to be so accidentally stupid.

Also, I kind of want a tv show that features Martin Freeman, Jonty Bankes from the UOGB, Simon Pegg and John Simm as brothers who form an unlikely pop-band because they've all gone broke in their respective careers and/or split up with their partners. Initially performing acoustic versions of well-known songs, they gain a following. They gain notoriety when they start to write their own tracks about their lacklustre lives. With such hits as "Another Grilled Cheese Sandwich Tonight", "Oh No, My Umbrella's At Home", "Lost My Job Coz I Lost My Mind" and "She Never Really Meant to Scream (It May As Well Have Been Another Wet Dream)" they take over the UK charts.