1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies/tv shows.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie (or quote from memory, if you can.)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie/show.

I have used a couple of quotes from the same source.

1. For the record, he was not working there. - Psych - guessed by dracofiend
2. When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face. - Donnie Darko - guessed by fathomlessspite
3. How's the corned beef hash?/It's a triumph, as ever. - Life on Mars - guessed by lm_jillybean
4. Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. - Harvey - guessed by tiamatschild
5. Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss. - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - guessed by lipstickcat
6. Don't panic! Don't panic! - Dad's Army - guessed by hambelandjemima
7. Is there anyone here who has a genuine medical problem? - Doc Martin - - guessed by fathomlessspite
8. I think this is a friendly message like, "Hey! wanna play?" and yes I wanna play. I really, really do. - Dexter - guessed by lm_jillybean
9. Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again. - I Love You, Man - guessed by ninasis
10. Even the Comte de Reynaud felt strangely... released. - Chocolat - guessed by eumelkeks
11. I can't comfort you right now - I'm on hold. - Slings & Arrows - guessed by melpemone
12. Let me get this straight. Does anyone here not have amnesia? - Futurama - guessed by ozfroggirl
13. You're a right smart Alec and all, not squeaky clean, nor's this place. Rest of this country couldn't give a threepenny bit about this town. The orphans take whoever they can get to look after them. That's me. - Life on Mars - guessed by dorinda
14. No, father. The moon is reaching for me. - Sabrina - guessed by aerye
15. "Literally on fire" as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in a misuse of the word "literally?" - Psych - guessed by alznthlay