Loz (lozenger8) wrote,

Presenting Sam

Title: Presenting Sam
Fandom: Life on Mars
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 300 words!
Notes: Sam/Gene slash. Happy Birthday, Ducky. ♥


"Yeah? Why're you wearing that? It's not that cold out."

"Tell you later. Uh. D'you have a moment?"


"... Got you something"

"And I ask again, only slightly angrier - why?"

"'Cause I wanted to. And 'cause you're forty-four today."

"Rub it in why don'tcha? What is it?"

"Open it and see."


"What d'you think?"

"What the hell is it?"

"What's it look like?"

"Dunno. I mean, it's black."


"It's sorta oval shaped."


"Tapers off at the base then flutes out."

"Does too."

"Doesn't look all that useful. Is it some kinda statue?"

"No. Not quite."

"Door stop?"

"Definitely not."

"Then I'm lost, sorry Samuel."

"It's a buttplug."

"... a what?"

"Remember th'other night when you said you'd always wanted to know what it's like being penetrated as you penetrate me?"

"I believe I said 'rogered' and 'fuck' respectively."

"Well, yeah, that'll sorta give you the right sensation. You know. It's, um, inserted---"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I've figured it out by now."

"So, yeah."

"...You're too kind."

"Got you another present n'all."

"Oh really?"

"Lemme show you."

"Alright then, if you absolutely must."


"Jesus, Joseph and his technicolor dreamcoat."

"You like?"

"Like does not come into it. Like decidedly has nothing to do with it. I could ravish you right now, on this desk."

"Why don't you?"

"Rest of CID might have something to say about it."

"Rest of CID's down community hall setting up your surprise birthday party."

"I'm gonna have to... there's no escaping it... you're mine, Tyler."

"Always and forever, Guv. Happy Birthday!"



"Fuck, you're tight. And hot. So fucking hot. God, Tyler."

"Just shut up and move."

"No, no, I can't, there's... something you should know."


"It was my birthday two months back."


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