Loz (lozenger8) wrote,
Loz
lozenger8

I shall now construct a whole new episode...

Because I've been taking this all way too seriously lately - picspam.

Slash, most likely rated PG-13, and all caps from episode 2.01.



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One day Sam awoke sexually frustrated, dreading the idea of going into work.

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Gene burst through his doorway, wanting to encourage Sam to come in early. He stared at Sam's crotch, which appeared to be tenting quite dramatically.

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Unfortunately, Gene was still under the illusion he was not "that way", so he left Sam to his own devices.

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After a little 'stimulation', Sam joined Gene in going to the crime scene.

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But Sam was still distracted. He kept thinking about how wide Gene's mouth could go.

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The answer was pretty wide, but would it be wide enough?

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Sam knew he had to do something. He tried presenting another attractive view, but Gene refused to look where he ought.

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Next, Sam offered to 'shine Gene's shoes', but Ray wouldn't leave the scene.

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He attempted being all winsome with his boyish good looks.

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And presenting Gene with a row of men far less attractive than he was; a study of contrasts.

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But no go.

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And, alas, as it turned out, Gene's mouth could go really, really wide.

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Sam was so, so distraught.

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It didn't seem to matter how close he got - Gene wasn't having a bar of it. Wasn't having a bar of him.

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Eventually, Sam realised he'd have to take drastic measures. (Be afraid, Gene, be very afraid.)

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He paid off some crims to orchestrate a little "session".

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After all, nothing could help like a rush of endorphins in the blood.

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There may or may not have been plans for inappropriate touching.

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After some scuffling, they escaped. There was even some physical and emotional support from Gene.

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Sam's plan was close to working.

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Sam gave Gene an offer he couldn't refuse and assumed the correct position.

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After some practice, Sam 'provided for Gene.'

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And was rewarded in return.

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SUCCESS.

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Sam asked Gene whether it would be happening again and was given an ambiguous response.

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That altered once he'd had a few.

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Later that day, Sam assumed the position again.

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The end. (Well, not quite.)



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