a) They are so silly.
b) I know Phil's actually trying to mimic John's gaunt cheeks, but he's puckering his lips.
c) It looks like John is standing on a box, which is infinitely amusing.
d) They have amazing senses of humour and I love them dearly.
e) Even in a still picture, they have fantastic chemistry, how do they do that?
f) John Simm looks indecently sexy. (In that rough, sketchy, "I will cut you up" kind of way.)
g) Phil Glenister looks indecently sexy. (In that, "I'm a great big goofball" kind of way.)
h) I still maintain that the original is the slashiest cover I have ever seen of a magazine, ever.