One True Pairing 'ship: I used to say Sam/Mobile Phone, but then I discovered I was much more passionate about Sam/Gene than I'd ever taken myself to be. So, it's Sam/Gene. I cannot get over them. I haven't really tried, but I'm sure if I did, it would be hard. So hard. Achingly hard.
Canon 'ship: Sam/Annie. I really like them together. Also? Gene/The Missus. THEIRLOVEISSOFULLOFROGERWHITTAKER.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a fork" 'ship: Really not keen on Sam/Ruth, although there is canon evidence, because John Simm is a dirty perve. (He giggled when discussing that look. Oh, John.)
"You are one sick bastard" 'ship: None of my ships are sick and twisted. ;)
"I dabble a little" 'ship: Anything but incest, by the looks of it.
"It's like a car crash" 'ship: Sam/Ray
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'ship: Gene/Annie
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'ship: Gene/Maya
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'ship: Doesn't exist!
"When all is said and done" 'ship: Saaaam. Geeeeene!
And another "I'll never, ever, ever write that" ficlet;
Life on Mars. Prozzie!Sam/Annie, NC-17 for darthfi
Keep the Light On