Rock legend David Bowie is set to star in the next series of British TV series Doctor Who, playing an alien. Producers of the BBC show have targeted the singer because of his "great other-worldly looks" according to reports. British newspaper The Sun claims the 60-year-old will clash with actor David Tennant's Doctor in a two-part episode of the show, which will be aired next year. A source tells the newspaper, "Bowie said he'd be interested as long as he's not subjected to hours of disfiguring make-up."
Okay, Rusty. You know what you have to do. Bring John back for a cameo and have Bowie sing at him. Go on! You know you want to! We all want you to! It would be so meta our brains would dribble out our ears.
Bonus points if you make John wear blue make-up.