"God working conditions!"
Oh, thank goodness. I need such high esteem whilst acting as a "Treatment Room Assistant".
"These runs require a late model 1 tonne LWB van. If you are ready to control your destiny..."
Surely they're more interested in your ability to control a late model 1 tonne LWB van?
"Applicant must have good experience in cooking Chinese food."
I've had some bad experiences eating Chinese food... does this count?