Dad: I'll have no mutiny aboard my ship!
Me: But will you have sodomy, sir?
Dad: Probably. [beat] Just like the Hornblower telemovies.
A while back I recommended fern_tree's 25 Essential Gene Hunt Expressions. Today, I recommend 25 Essential Sam Tyler Expressions I…
Chapter 3 of Let Us Stray 'til Break of Day, wherein there is lacrosse.
It's the last day on earth, in my dreams, in my dreams. It's the end of the world, and you've come back to me. In my dreams. So. This song is…