Q. First thing you did this morning?
A. The thing I normally do. I wished I was still asleep, then I stumbled out of bed towards my chair and computer desk and checked my email. It's a life. Of sorts.
Q. Last thing you ate?
A. Pillow fluff and a metric tonne of saliva, probably.
Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
A. Finishing University.
Q. What's annoying you right now?
A. Life in general.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. It's been a very long time since I've sat down and watched a film. I feel like it might have been Pirates of the Caribbean 2. I really need to rectify that. But I'll probably just streamline 5 episodes of Futurama instead. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, so I can't feel bad about it.
Q: Do you believe in long distance relationships?
A. It depends upon the distance. 100 metres isn't really all that long, but 1500 metres is at that nagging stage.
Q: Where is the last place you went?
Q: Who is the last person you called?
A. A very strange man named Marcel, with whom I have to do a group project. He now has my phone number and I wish he didn't.
Q: Been cheated on?
A. No-one's had the opportunity. HAH - SUCKS FOR THEM!
Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A. If they are, you can bet the words "obnoxious" and "annoying" are on the surface of their mind.
Q: Choose one you have (love, beauty, creativity)
A. Creativity by default.
Q: Do you wish on stars?
A. Well, I once wished at the altar of Glenister - does that count?
Q: Does it work?
A. I'd like to think so.
Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A. I don't tie my shoelaces to begin with. This is an action I wholeheartedly recommend. You never have to untie them again.
Q: When did you last cry?
A. The other day. I was singing a particularly emotive version of "Don't Worry - Be Happy" and couldn't help but bawl.
Q: Do you like your handwriting?
A. Yes, but it won't return my calls or emails. I don't think it likes me.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Not in the slightest.
Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?
A. I seem to be incapable. I can keep other people's secrets, but anything that I think, feel, say or do gets blurted out for anyone at any time. It's a terrible condition that I think might be a side-effect of honesty.
Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
A. You know, I tried to answer this one, but all I kept doing was wondering what "who is bed did you sleep in last night" actually meant, and even though I'm sure there is a proper answer there somewhere, it's lost to me.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A. Orangey colour. It's my stay indoors shirt. I avoid bright colours in day-to-day dealings.
Q: Do you have any pets?
A. Skittles the cat. She's a fluffball of love. She also tried to follow me down the road to my bus stop yesterday morning.
Q: What were you doing at 9 last night?
A. I was watching Life on Mars episode 8 with my family. I've seen it three times now. Each time I watch it I laugh uproariously at certain scenes ("deputy dawg" cracks me up every time - oh, Philip) and feel like crying at others ("It isn't fair!" no, it's not pet.) As yet I haven't cried, but I think one of these days I'm going to.
Q: Last person you talked to-
A. Nick, probably.
Q: When is the last time you saw your dad?
A. When I left the living room to go to my bedroom.
Q: Look to your left-
A. Right. Done that. What now?
Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
A. Yeah. I had a whole period where I did it for a good three weeks. And then another one where it was more like two months.
Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
A. I believe so. Amy would have the snot stained shirt to prove it if I had.
Q: Song that makes you cry?
A. There are lots of them. Are you getting the whole "I cry a lot" vibe from me yet?
Q: Are you a normally happy person?
A. Yes, I'm full of joy and laughter at every turn. Those tears? Tears of joy. Of course.
Q: Is your self-esteem low?
A. In some areas, sure. In others, not so much.
Q: What color are your eyes?
Q: Long or Short Hair?
Q: Current Music?
A. Yep. Old music too. Classical, even. Any music. Including country.