EEE! It even made it onto ds_noticeboard. Bwaahaha. My life is now complete.
And now for a terrible confession... I like Neil Sedaka. I love Neil Sedaka. I was in no means mocking Neil Sedaka when I stole his tune and inserted Callum Keith Rennie. I was, however, mocking Callum. No more need be said than Oh, Callum.
Except I shall say that the Richard Essay is still gnawing on my butt, but appears less concerned with causing pain and more concerned with gaining attention.