1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"... the different wards to me. Lawrence remained behind, but..." Agatha Christie - The Mysterious Affair at Styles. After reading something heavy such as Dickens I like to go back and read a nice light murder story. Clears my head and whatnot.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
The lamp on my desk.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
This wonderful English tv film called Margery and Gladys starring June (Dot Cotton) Brown and Penelope Keith, which was a sort of homage to and pisstake of Thelma and Louise.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
My parents watching a really dodgy film with Rachel Weisz called I Want You. I warned them it would be dodgy. They didn't heed my warnings.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
I just went out to bring Twitch in. He's a right cheeky sod, slipped past me as I opened the door. (I opened the door to get a breath of fresh air.)
8: What are you wearing?:
Nasty looking but comfortable shorts and a black t-shirt.
9: What happened to the missing question?:
To be or not to be, that is the question...
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes. I even remember a couple of the dreams quite well.
11: When did you last laugh?
Earlier today watching Margery and Gladys.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
My Star Trek Calendar... two hanging shelves and that is it.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Does Kids in the Hall count?
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
De ja vu.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
The Family Stone
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Multi-region DVD player and DVDs.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
In Primary School I sang a solo in front of the whole school and various parents. Apparently a couple of the kids in the choir behind me started giggling because I did some kind of 'country' thing going from one note to the next at one point of the song. I was perplexed then and I am perplexed now.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Everyone would have enough food and drink and a roof over their heads.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Yes, but I know I am quite bad at it.
20: George Bush:
Is the President of the United States of America and I have nothing further to say on the matter.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
I already have. I would like to do so again, however.