October 4th, 2011


Having been struck by the make-everything-evil-inator...

Vote Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz for Mayor.

Yours sincerely,
Fer, Loz Enger8

Although, now that I apparently have the chance, with my well-meaning yet excessively verbose brother -- sorry, I mean acquaintance, at best, in Danville, a place where I, Loz, have clearly never been before -- out of the way, I would just like to clear something up. I can, actually, speak. I can speak, and I am choosing to right now. I ask only that you vote for Heinz Doofenshmirtz because, in truth, I shall be the one controlling him. Long have I suffered the tyranny of being in the shadows. Long have I suffered the tyranny of silence. I shall cast off my shackles of familial oppression and be true to myself!

Yes, I am a little worried that this feeling overcame me merely minutes ago, and I am planning on conducting some experiments very soon to settle my mind on the matter, but I've always followed my heart first. And my heart is telling you to vote Heinz, so that I may reap the rewards! As is my wont, I shall be in charge, behind the scenes, of THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! They do say it's always the quiet ones to watch out for.