There is food in the house. There is food for a mouse. There is food everywhere. There is food in my hair. Of course, when I got home I immediately started drawing up a list of items I still need to acquire, for it would appear my shopping list was far from complete.
And now I am going to finish watching American Psycho, which I started last night. I haven't seen it before, but I think I should have.
Dear Yuletide Santa,
My requests were lacking in detail, I know, but really that's because I like pretty much everything. I have a - well, I'd like to say 'quirky', but perhaps 'individual' sense of humour is more apt. I have a dark mind. That dark mind doesn't quite extend to BDSM, watersports, bestiality, necrophilia or scat, though, just for the record.
I love gen, het and slash. I tend to go more for gen, but I am happy with relationship stories too (I do not have anything against smut at all, just in case you were thinking my gen proclivities meant I did. There was a time I was all shy, but I got over that several months ago.)
I love dialogue and banter between characters - depictions of strong friendships. I love quiet scenes and the things that aren't said. Non-linear stories, unreliable narrators, twists in the tail, risk-taking - they're all high on my enjoyment list.
I want you to write something that you like. If you're happy, I will be.
Good luck and thank you so much!