June 18th, 2007

Loz Cola

Part of a Story I Shall Never Finish 3

The very much unfinished, likely to remain forever unfinished, Maybe Tomorrow. Not posted alongside the LoM/Hot Fuzz crossover, because it exceeds the limit. Damn.

Sam/Gene slash, was going to be NC-17. Gene goes to the future with Sam. I've worked on this damn thing for way too long and it's caused me nothing but horror and pain, so I wipe my hands clean of it and scowl in its general direction. It started off being a prospective ending and then became AU, with elements shifting and combining and giving me hell.

Towards the end there's more and more missing scenes where I started clawing out my hair and muttering gibberish. This is 10,600 words.

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Loz Cola

Part of a Story I Shall Never Finish 4

What started out life known as "the LoM/Hot Fuzz crossover of doom" and remained so. It was actually going to be called "Better Beware, Better Take Care".

It was supposed to be slashy, slashy gen, with copious expletives and more references than you could shake a stick at. There's little bits of Serpico, The Professionals, Get Carter, Die Hard... lots and lots and lots.

I just couldn't get this to work and that makes me sad, because the potential, oh, the potential makes my eyes light up. 7,950 words.

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