I did not go on a search for Humphrey Lyttelton CDs for my Dad, and find absolutely NONE.
I did not go and buy Nick a Pingu doll because he loves that little penguin and I knew he would squeal with delight.
I most certainly did not buy Angel Season 1 Part 2 at EzyDVD for $24 and then search out Season 1 Part 1 at Sanity and then buy it for $30.
I was not chuffed when I got home.
I didn't bask in Nick's happiness and watch two episodes of the previously bought Angel.
And I am not having Pizza for dinner.