Instead, I chose to break loudly into song;
He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass
From here to Pakistan
You better not breathe,
You better not move,
You're better off dead I'm telling you dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down
Yes, I was out of the actual shopping mall complex. But yes people heard me. And yes, a very young child looked up at me in horror. Hah!
