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Having been struck by the make-everything-evil-inator... 
4th-Oct-2011 10:02 am
Vote Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz for Mayor.

Yours sincerely,
Fer, Loz Enger8

Although, now that I apparently have the chance, with my well-meaning yet excessively verbose brother -- sorry, I mean acquaintance, at best, in Danville, a place where I, Loz, have clearly never been before -- out of the way, I would just like to clear something up. I can, actually, speak. I can speak, and I am choosing to right now. I ask only that you vote for Heinz Doofenshmirtz because, in truth, I shall be the one controlling him. Long have I suffered the tyranny of being in the shadows. Long have I suffered the tyranny of silence. I shall cast off my shackles of familial oppression and be true to myself!

Yes, I am a little worried that this feeling overcame me merely minutes ago, and I am planning on conducting some experiments very soon to settle my mind on the matter, but I've always followed my heart first. And my heart is telling you to vote Heinz, so that I may reap the rewards! As is my wont, I shall be in charge, behind the scenes, of THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! They do say it's always the quiet ones to watch out for.
3rd-Oct-2011 11:43 pm (UTC)

I'm sorry but I already voted Platypus over the Evil Genius ticket.

What can I say, the little hat won me over.
3rd-Oct-2011 11:44 pm (UTC)
That platypus looks awfully familiar. Hey, where's Perry?
4th-Oct-2011 12:05 am (UTC)

... I of course meant his trucker's cap:

Who can resist that "man platypus of the people" look.
3rd-Oct-2011 11:48 pm (UTC)
If I can work out which three states are involved, Doofenshmirtz gets my vote!
3rd-Oct-2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
Well there's--

--Yes, Phineas, I'll be right there.

Sorry, I have to dash. Vote Doofenshmirtz!
4th-Oct-2011 09:35 am (UTC)
Listen to the kid; he knows what he's talking about. Apart from the bit about controlling Heinz. Like that's going to happen.

Also, Heinz has seen him looking at his daughter and that's not cool, kid. You stay away from her.

Although obviously the person speaking is the Loz person with a number in her name for some reason and not some evilinated boy with green hair and so all of the above is irrelevant.
4th-Oct-2011 11:54 pm (UTC) - Having seen Phineas in person and therefore de-evilinated...
Hello! I don't quite know what happened to me, but I have a bit of a funny headache. I've never even heard of a Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I'll be, um, going over here now.
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